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Now some tips for investing (in stock):

The Dutch AMX-index reached the 400 points a week ago and is plummeting till after April fools day.
A market correction will be going on for about a month.
It is safe to (re)invest in May when the Dutch index reaches about 308 points,
if you buy futures at that point you will see them go up over 120 points in four months!

For those with guts:
put a (semi-)big company in May, make sure you have enough money to buy the maximum number of 4-month futures
on the American, Russian, Chinese, Dutch and Brittish exchange, this can give you over $1,000,000,000,000,000 in cash.
If you pull the big one dont hold back to give me a trillion!